[[Category:Advice]]A school filled with scalliwags, villains, and other low-lifes, or as Reddit would explain, wraiths and other soulless demons. They stole half of [[Williams College]]'s library when they began their misadventure, and they've only gone downhill from there.
They also have 've decided that a really ugly campusman best known for distributing smallpox infested blankets to Native American children would be an amazing person to commemorate by naming a school after him.
AdditionallyThey also have a really ugly campus. And they stole a lot of the same names for buildings, like Chapin, Tyler, Fayerweather, it should be noted that the word "Amherst" should always be pronounced with as much emphasis on the H as possibleand Morgan halls.
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If that is not possibleThere are several ways in which you can help remove this pest. Firstly, then wear a tcontact your local pest control. They usually know how to sniff out early signs of people who harbor pro-shirt that insults Amherst (available at Goff)feelings. They will eradicate it with speed and proficiency.
{{stub}}If that is not possible, then wear a t-shirt that insults Amherst (available at [[Goff's]]). Or buy the shot glass that implies Amherst kids are a bunch of lightweights (also available at [[Goff's]]).
