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[[Category:Guides]]Most people are aware of the basic methods of greeting an acquaintance: the handshake, the hug, the man-hug, the high-five, and the chest bump are among the most popular. No greeting, however, has the infinite variation and accompanying delight of the Fist Pound. Here are instructions for executing the most interesting and gratifying pounds of the fistknown to man. Sweet [http://video.google. com/videoplay?docid=-6137652344696068484&q= The Perfect pound+club/ video] [http://youtube.com/w/Pound -Club?v=R7XzaC9vyvI&search= Popularized by Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire when they were still American heroes, the Perfect Pound endures as a favorite of the masses. You've probably seen it: one person pounds down as the other pounds upward, then switch positions pound%20club/ demonstrations] are available for a second pound, and then finish with a horizontal engagement. This technique is a bit tricky, because there must be an implicit decision as to who starts on top. But if you can solve that problem with grace and without words, you will have the Perfect Poundvisually oriented.

This is more than a little fruity. Begin with a regular right-hand pound, and lock right arms with the other participant. Spin clockwise 180 degrees (360 for added fruititudeflare), then face each other pound left fists, join left arms and repeat counter-clockwise. Singing is strictly mandatory, though the Austrian garb is optional.

Start by rapidly pounding the other person'''Warning''': enormous fruitiness factor involveds fists, alternating left and right. You may not be After a few seconds, say in a man after completing this poundfalsetto voice, "Zounds of Pounds!!!!!" and continue the rapid-fire pounding until someone gives up.

Start == Knights of the Pound Table == Begin by rapidly pounding executing a traditional right-handed pound. Upon release, bend your arm at the other person's fists, alternating left elbow and swing your forearm a little more than 90 degrees to your right. After Swing back to the left as if striking swords together; make a clanking noise - "dink" or "clank". Now rotate your arm to the left, preparing to deliver a few secondsbackhanded clash of the swords. Strike invisible swords again, say in making the appropriate noise. Conclude with a falsetto voicechivalrous right-hounded pound.  == The Perfect Pound == Popularized by Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire when they were still American heroes, "Zounds the Perfect Pound endures as a favorite of Pounds!!!!!" the masses. You've probably seen it: one person pounds down as the other pounds upward, then switch positions for a second pound, and then finish with a horizontal engagement. This technique is a bit tricky, because there must be an implicit decision as to who starts on top. But if you can solve that problem with grace and continue without words, you will have the rapid-fire pounding until someone gives upPerfect Pound.

Start with a pound, but as soon as you make contact, flop your tongue out of your mouth and begin rapidly stamping one foot on the floor incontrollablyuncontrollably. "Attaboy..."

Start with a normal enough pound, then rape/slaughter the other participant. == George W. Pound == Lie to the Nation, then do a sweet 'Zounds of Pounds' with your boy Dick Cheney. == The Pound 5 == One party holds out a fist as if to pound, and the other party, instead of pounding, slaps the fist a mid-5. The second party then reciprocates.  This is the pound of the future. == 24 Pounds == A pound performed with Teague Murphy, the precocious 1 year-old pound master of Williamstown, Massachusetts. The name comes from Teague's present weight (that's a lot of poundage per pound!).Some people have suggested that "24 Pounds" could also be known as "Pound of Baby". == The Ezra Pound == Execute an exploding pound while reciting Pound's poem "Salutation."  ==If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a pound?== Go into a forest and pound a small tree until it falls over. ==Pound of Tea== Begin as if for a normal right handed pound, but lift your pinky fingers and pound with the remaining three fingers, with a similar configuration to a proper teacup-grip. ==Pound Check== Execute a normal pound, but at first contact, say "testing" and tap fists rhythmically while one person says "one...two...three." Repeat as necessary, adjusting volume. Check out this link: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fist_Pound]