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[http[Category://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6137652344696068484&q=pound+club/ Video Demonstration Guides] [http://youtube.com/w/Pound-Club?v=R7XzaC9vyvI&search=pound%20club/ Video Demonstration (Link 2)] Most people are aware of the basic methods of greeting an acquaintance: the handshake, the hug, the man-hug, the high-five, and the chest bump are among the most popular. No greeting, however, has the infinite variation and accompanying delight of the Fist Pound. Here are instructions for executing the most interesting and gratifying pounds known to man. Sweet [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6137652344696068484&q=pound+club/ video] [http://youtube.com/w/Pound-Club?v=R7XzaC9vyvI&search=pound%20club/ demonstrations] are available for the visually oriented.
== Breaking the Pound Barrier ==
Same as above, but bring your other hand above the Quarter Pounder to "sprinkle" the cheese. This should involve a light, whispering sound effect in conjunction with wiggling your fingers, perhaps lightly touching the other person's wiggling fingers.
== Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese ==
Similar to above. Pound with both fists, making contact with only one knuckle on each, then use both hands to sprinkle the cheese, as described above, right over where your fists made contact.
== Lost & Pound ==
An American classic. Start with a regular fist pound, but upon contact, open your fist and quickly retract your hand. Sound effects appreciated.
== The Ticking Pound ==
Start with a regular pound, and then retract fists slowly. As you retract, each person shakes his or her fist, and then after an appropriate period of shaking, explode as in a Pound Explode.
== The Reverb Pound ==
Simple but elegant. Pound fists, twist them 90 degrees clockwise, and make a clicking noise.
== Pound of Silence ==
Initiate a pound, but stop a few inches before contact and immediately walk away as if nothing happened.
== Kilogram Pound ==
Perform a normal pound exactly 2.2 times. Most common pound performed outside of the US.
== British Pound ==
Start with an innocent enough pound, but proceed to scream incoherently until they put you away.
== # Pound ==
Hold right arm up in front of you as if about to swing down a hammer. Cross left arm over right arm with wrist just above the right elbow. Partner arranges arms in same position except with left wrist placed just below the right wrist. The two of you together then make contact to make a # sign. Points of contact should be left elbow and right wrist for you, left elbow and right elbow for partner.
== Ex-Pound ==
Pound normally, but narrate the entire exchange and pontificate on the origins of the pound to any present bystanders.
== Dog Pound ==
Start with a pound, but as soon as you make contact, flop your tongue out of your mouth and begin rapidly stamping one foot on the floor incontrollablyuncontrollably. "Attaboy..."
== Genghis Pound ==
Start with a normal enough pound, then rape/slaughter the other participant. == George W. Pound == Lie to the Nation, then do a sweet 'Zounds of Pounds' with your boy Dick Cheney. == The Pound 5 == One party holds out a fist as if to pound, and the other party, instead of pounding, slaps the fist a mid-5. The second party then reciprocates. This is the pound of the future. == 24 Pounds == A pound performed with Teague Murphy, the precocious 1 year-old pound master of Williamstown, Massachusetts. The name comes from Teague's present weight (that's a lot of poundage per pound!).Some people have suggested that "24 Pounds" could also be known as "Pound of Baby". == The Ezra Pound == Execute an exploding pound while reciting Pound's poem "Salutation." ==If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a pound?== Go into a forest and pound a small tree until it falls over.
==Pound of Tea==
Begin as if for a normal right handed pound, but lift your pinky fingers and pound with the remaining three fingers, with a similar configuration to a proper teacup-grip.
==Pound Check==
Execute a normal pound, but at first contact, say "testing" and tap fists rhythmically while one person says "one...two...three." Repeat as necessary, adjusting volume.
Check out this link: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fist_Pound]
