Changes

In the fall of 2004, Paul was told to introduce himself by someone who had mentioned that he would "forget all of your names anyhow". He introduced himself as "Hank". [[Rachel S. Selinsky '06]] mistook knew "Hank" for was not Paul's actual name, but is horrible with names and began to refer to could not remember his real name. So she called him as Hank. Thus a legend was born. Some called continued to call him "Hank" after she reluctantly learned his real name because it was funny; others, because they were confused. Nevertheless, the name "Hank" had a sort of sticking power, a life of its own, and would not be lived down.

[[Sean A. Carollo '07]] provided Hank with a new middle and last name, and later, christened him the Not-Cardinal, under [[Katherine L. Dieber '07]], the current then-[[Not-Pope]] of WARP. The contract was signed on a Driscoll napkin by multiple witnesses.  In the fall of 2006, [[Julianne Shelby '06]] made the cogent argument that Paul, Hank and Hank Gerrard the "Not-Cardinal" Tojman were actually three entities, not two, and that in this manner Paul represented the triune God.