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Jesse Levitt is a cross between Alpha Centauri and a Cocker Spaniel. Jesse Levitt would like to thank Quaker Oats and the Letter K for helping him get where he is today. Last year, it was conclusively proven by the Williams College Math Department that a solution exists for Jesse Levitt.[[Category:Alumni]]
The best advice ever given with respect to dealing with Jesse Levitt - "Do notis a cross between Alpha Centauri and a Cocker Spaniel. Jesse Levitt would like to thank Quaker Oats and the Letter K for helping him get where he is today. In 2008, no matter what, get sucked into it was conclusively proven by the Williams College Math Department that a solution exists for Jesse's personal life"Levitt. (Adam McKay)
Jesse Levitt shares the same DNA as Peter Nunns; we do not know who the original is. [Citation needed]  The best advice ever given with respect to dealing with Jesse Levitt - "Do not, no matter what, get sucked into Jesse's personal life". (Peter Nunns and Adam McKay)  Jesse Levitt once went missing from campus for 18 hours. For further readingAlthough he was actually in Schow library, Peter Nunns, see [http://wso.williamswho had not seen him all day, alerted security and WPD to mount a search.edu/discuss/comments.php?DiscussionID=1334&page=1#Item_0 here]
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