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Is that a fact? Well, my dad is [[Religion|God]]. How would your dad feel about total omnipotence? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Oh really? Well, my dad is an atheist. When I , and around the time you learned that Santa Claus was a little boyreally your parents, my dad told me I learned that your dad God is all really a big liefabrication of the ruling classes designed to dupe the masses into renouncing reason and believing that human freedom is unimportant and that misery will be rewarded in the afterlife. How would your dad feel about my dad not giving a shit? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Don't be so sure. My dad is [[Morty Schapiro]]. He heads up the best school in the Purple Valley, not to mention in the country, or the rest of the world, and sports a wicked white beard. Everyone loves Morty, and even if they [[Stuff Morty Should Definitely Do|try to tell him what to do]], he doesn't listen, because he's a total badass. He is also the little-known leader of an underground street racing circuit in Bennington. How would your dad feel about getting the liberal arts kicked out of him? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
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