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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
==Automotive Skills==See also:
===Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with language skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Students with automotive skills]] (maniacally)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney[Students with body skills]] (erratically)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty[Students with computer skills]] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (proficiently)
[http://wso==Animal Sounds, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie Montgomery] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)=
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (I learned in a week.)==Caveman Talk===
[http://wso[Chris St.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha PetersonCyr]] (automatics are for women)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything==Dog Bark===Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub[Jono Dowse]] (In her other life, she actually is a race car driverbarks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.)
===Change a TireCat Meow===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has changed more than his fair share of tires Alexa Herlach and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of she does it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right offoften.
===Jumpstart [[Julianne Shelby]] is probably just actually a Car===cat
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.==Burping===
===Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-===Samantha Peterson can burp the alphabet. Backwards.
==Oral Skills=Unbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
===I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles===[http[Neal Holtschulte]]://wsoenter Rangda.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]
===I Liz Bacon can curl my tongue into a W===[http://wsodo some scary stuff.williamsShe has breathing issues.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller]-Cat Vielma '09
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]=Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
===I can touch my tongue to my noseride a unicycle!===Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
===I Elissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?) Abby McBride can remove one/all of my teeth===too!
===I Bryan Dragon can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips===but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
==Manual Skills=I can walk on my hands===[[Meredith Sopher]] thinks life is more fun upside down
===I can snap my fingers by flipping my wristslackline===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] Elissa Brown (right hand onlyshakily)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (both hands) Alex Ambros
===Dave Kleinschmidt (if I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand==='m lucky)
==Computer Languages==Evan Bick
===Perl===Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)
[http://wso===I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix)===06cks Kai Steverson] Alex Ambros (competentworking on passing clubs)
[http://wsoElissa Brown(see above.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardlyWe'll get it eventually)
===Java===Ben Brooks (I can do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)
[http://wsoJason Ren (I can do everything listed AND Etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgustingI know what it is)
===Mathematica===Robin Stewart (He's the master)
[[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel KleinJacob Eisler]] (is too a real language)'04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.
===PHP=Communication==
==Feats of Strength==Margaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.
===I [[Diana Davis]] can benchprench my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies===write holding a pencil with her toes.
==Object Tricks==[[Jonathan Landsman]] is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can do so blindly.
==Impressions=I =[[Joseph Gangestad]] can swallow... do an uncanny Gollum (list object belowAndy Serkis)===
==Foreign Languages==Dan Wollin can too.
===Sign Language===And Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).
Joe Shoer '06 can do Stitch <s>fairly okay</s> very well. Danny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary. The entire [[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability. ==Foreign Object TricksLuck==Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort. Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones ==Martial Arts/Small Arms==Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun. Andrew Triska '10 learned to fire a handgun at age 4. He has yet to perfect it.
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