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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
==Automotive Skills==See also:
===Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with language skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Students with automotive skills]] (maniacally)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney[Students with body skills]] (erratically)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty[Students with computer skills]] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (proficiently)
[http://wso==Animal Sounds, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie Montgomery] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)=
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (I learned in a week.)==Caveman Talk===
[http://wso[Chris St.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha PetersonCyr]] (automatics are for women)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything==Dog Bark===Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub[Jono Dowse]] (In her other life, she actually is a race car driverbarks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.)
===Change a TireCat Meow===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has changed more than his fair share of tires Alexa Herlach and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of she does it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right offoften.
===Jumpstart [[Julianne Shelby]] is probably just actually a Car===cat
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.==Burping===
[http://wsoSamantha Peterson can burp the alphabet.williamsBackwards.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] (but only if you ask nicely)
===Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-Unbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
==Oral Skills==[[Neal Holtschulte]]: enter Rangda.
===I Liz Bacon can blow free-floating saliva bubbles===[http://wsodo some scary stuff.williamsShe has breathing issues.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]-Cat Vielma '09
==Circus Arts & other amazing feats=I can curl my tongue into a W===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]==I can ride a unicycle!===Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
===I Elissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?) Abby McBride can touch my tongue to my nose===too!
===I Bryan Dragon can remove one/all of my teeth===but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
===I can eat iced cream without using walk on my tongue/lipshands===[[Meredith Sopher]] thinks life is more fun upside down
==Manual Skills=I can slackline===Elissa Brown (shakily)
===I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (right hand only) Alex Ambros
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] Dave Kleinschmidt (both handsif I'm lucky)
===I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand===Evan Bick
==Computer Languages==Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)
===PerlI can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.)===Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
[http://wsoElissa Brown(see above.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competentWe'll get it eventually)
[http://wsoBen Brooks (I can do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is..williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly)
===Java===Jason Ren (I can do everything listed AND Etc. I know what it is)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] Robin Stewart (disgustingHe's the master)
===Mathematica===[[Jacob Eisler]] '04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.
[[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel Klein]] (is too a real language)==Communication==
===PHP===Margaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.
==Feats of Strength==[[Diana Davis]] can write holding a pencil with her toes.
===I [[Jonathan Landsman]] is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can benchprench my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies===do so blindly.
==Object TricksImpressions==[[Joseph Gangestad]] can do an uncanny Gollum (Andy Serkis)
===I Dan Wollin can swallowtoo... (list object below)===
==Foreign Languages==And Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).
===Sign Language===Joe Shoer '06 can do Stitch <s>fairly okay</s> very well.
Danny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary. The entire [[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability. ==Foreign Object TricksLuck==Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort. Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones ==Martial Arts/Small Arms==Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun. Andrew Triska '10 learned to fire a handgun at age 4. He has yet to perfect it.