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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
==Automotive Skills==See also:
===Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with language skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Students with automotive skills]] (maniacally)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney[Students with body skills]] (erratically)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty[Students with computer skills]] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (proficiently)
[http://wso==Animal Sounds, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie Montgomery] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)=
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (I learned in a week.)==Caveman Talk===
[http://wso[Chris St.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha PetersonCyr]] (automatics are for women)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything==Dog Bark===Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub[Jono Dowse]] (In her other life, she actually is a race car driverbarks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.)
===Change a TireCat Meow===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has changed more than his fair share of tires Alexa Herlach and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of she does it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right offoften.
===Jumpstart [[Julianne Shelby]] is probably just actually a Car===cat
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.==Burping===
[http://wsoSamantha Peterson can burp the alphabet.williamsBackwards.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] (but only if you ask nicely)
===Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-Unbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
==Oral Skills==[[Neal Holtschulte]]: enter Rangda.
===I Liz Bacon can blow free-floating saliva bubbles===[http://wsodo some scary stuff.williamsShe has breathing issues.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]-Cat Vielma '09
==Circus Arts & other amazing feats=I can curl my tongue into a W===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]==I can ride a unicycle!===Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
Leah ShoerElissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?) Abby McBride can too!
===I Bryan Dragon can touch my tongue but doesn't want anybody to my nose===[http://wsoknow about it.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]
===I can remove one/all of walk on my teethhands===[[Meredith Sopher]] thinks life is more fun upside down
===I can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lipsslackline===Elissa Brown (shakily)
==Manual Skills== Alex Ambros
===Dave Kleinschmidt (if I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (right hand only'm lucky)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (both hands)Evan Bick
===I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand===Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)
John Chatlos ===I canjuggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.)===Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
==Computer Languages==Elissa Brown(see above. We'll get it eventually)
===Perl===Ben Brooks (I can do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)
[http://wsoJason Ren (I can do everything listed AND Etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competentI know what it is)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] Robin Stewart (wizardlyHe's the master)
===Java===[[Jacob Eisler]] '04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgusting)=Communication==
===Mathematica===Margaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.
[[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel KleinDiana Davis]] (is too can write holding a real language)pencil with her toes.
===PHP===[[Jonathan Landsman]] is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can do so blindly.
==Feats of StrengthImpressions==[[Joseph Gangestad]] can do an uncanny Gollum (Andy Serkis)
===I Dan Wollin can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies===too.
==Object Tricks==And Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).
===I Joe Shoer '06 can swallowdo Stitch <s>fairly okay</s> very well... (list object below)===
==Foreign Languages==Danny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary.
===Sign Language===The entire [[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability.
==Foreign Object TricksLuck==Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort. Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones ==Martial Arts/Small Arms==Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun.
==Luck==[http://wsoAndrew Triska '10 learned to fire a handgun at age 4.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lds Lisetta Shah]can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effortHe has yet to perfect it.