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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
==Automotive Skills==See also:
===Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with language skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Students with automotive skills]] (maniacally)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney[Students with body skills]] (erratically)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty[Students with computer skills]] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (proficiently)
[http://wso==Animal Sounds, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie Montgomery] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)=
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (I learned in a week.)==Caveman Talk===
[http://wso[Chris St.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha PetersonCyr]] (automatics are for women)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything==Dog Bark===Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub[Jono Dowse]] (In her other life, she actually is a race car driverbarks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman] (Knows the subtle sounds of the transmission better than you do)==Cat Meow===
[http://wsoAlexa Herlach and she does it often.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07hmh Helena Harnik] (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)
===Drive Really Fast In Reverse===[[Julianne Shelby]] is probably just actually a cat
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dsf Danny Fischler] once pulled a k-turn, maxing at around 20mph, across the width of a freeway entrance. With [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06rmb Becky frickin' Burditt] in the back seat. Ca-raaaaaazy.=Burping===
===Sweet Jumps===Samantha Peterson can burp the alphabet. Backwards.
===Change a TireUnbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
[http[Neal Holtschulte]]://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right offenter Rangda.
===Jumpstart a Car===Liz Bacon can do some scary stuff. She has breathing issues. -Cat Vielma '09
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.=Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] ==I can ride a unicycle!===Alex Ambros (but only if you ask nicelythe 1 in 2000 girl)
===Hotwire a Car===Elissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?) Abby McBride can too!
===Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-===Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
==Oral Skills=I can walk on my hands===[[Meredith Sopher]] thinks life is more fun upside down
===I can blow free-floating saliva bubblesslackline===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]Elissa Brown (shakily)
===I can curl my tongue into a W===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] Alex Ambros
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]Dave Kleinschmidt (if I'm lucky)
Leah ShoerEvan Bick
===I can touch my tongue to my nose===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)
[http://wso===I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix)===06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman]Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
===I can tie a piece of string in a knot in my mouth===Elissa Brown(see above. We'll get it eventually)
===Ben Brooks (I can remove one/all of my teeth===do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)
===Jason Ren (I can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips===do everything listed AND Etc. I know what it is)
==Manual Skills==Robin Stewart (He's the master)
===I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist===[http://wso[Jacob Eisler]] '04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (right hand only)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (both hands)=Communication==
Jonathan Dahlberg - amzingly wellMargaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.
===I [[Diana Davis]] can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand===write holding a pencil with her toes.
John Chatlos [[Jonathan Landsman]] is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and cando so blindly.
==Other body skillsImpressions==[[Joseph Gangestad]] can do an uncanny Gollum (Andy Serkis)
===I Dan Wollin can dislocate mytoo...===
And Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).
Joe Shoer '06 can do Stitch <s>fairly okay</s> very well.
===I can dislocate yourDanny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary...===
==Computer Languages==The entire [[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability.
===Perl=Luck== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competent) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly) ===Java=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgusting) ===Mathematica=== [[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel Klein]] (is too Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a real language) [[Joe Shoer '06]] (it's my thesiscouple seconds, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can) ===PHP=== ==Feats of Strength== ===I can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies=== ==Object Tricks== ===I can swallow... (list object below)=== ==Foreign Languages== ===Sign Language=== ===Braille===...is not a foreign language. It's just another way of writing Englishsometimes without even that much effort.
I don't know BrailleAlex Ambros see above, but I can spell it like nobody's business.plus those trippy five and six leaf ones
Auyon Mukharji knows braille. :.:.:.:: : :: : .. ::. I just said "Your mom's a fox". ==Foreign Object Tricks== ==High Velocity Carbon Training== =Martial Arts/Small Arms=Luck==[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lds Lisetta Shah]can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort12 gauge shotgun.
==Numchuck skills, computer hacking skills, bowhunting skills==Girls only want boyfriends who have great ''skills'Andrew Triska '10 learned to fire a handgun at age 4. He has yet to perfect it.