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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
==Automotive Skills==See also:
===Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with language skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Students with automotive skills]] (maniacally)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney[Students with body skills]] (erratically)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty[Students with computer skills]] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (that's what she said)
[http://wso==Animal Sounds, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie Montgomery] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)=
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (I learned in a week.)==Caveman Talk===
[http://wso[Chris St.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha PetersonCyr]] (automatics are for women)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything==Dog Bark===Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub[Jono Dowse]] (In her other life, she actually is a race car driverbarks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman] (Can sucessfully back out of the driveway w/o stopping, and has never gotten a ticket of any kind, due to her superb downshifting.)==Cat Meow===
[http://wsoAlexa Herlach and she does it often.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrc Jay Cox-Chapman](It doesn't take much skill to back out of a basically straight driveway.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07hmh Helena Harnik[Julianne Shelby] (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)] is probably just actually a cat
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (Only ever driven stick-shift, now I just wish I could drive on the right side of the road)==Burping===
[http://wsoSamantha Peterson can burp the alphabet.williamsBackwards.edu/facebook/view?unix=08amr_2 Anne Royston '08] (can shift from both driver's and passenger's seat; working on backseat)
===Drive Really Fast In ReverseUnbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dsf Danny Fischler[Neal Holtschulte]] once pulled a k-turn, maxing at around 20mph, across the width of a freeway entrance. With [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06rmb Becky frickin' Burditt] in the back seat. Ca-raaaaaazyenter Rangda.
===Sweet Jumps===Liz Bacon can do some scary stuff. She has breathing issues. -Cat Vielma '09
===Change a Tire=Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue ==I can ride a wheel onto unicycle!===Alex Ambros (the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.1 in 2000 girl)
===Jumpstart a Car===Elissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?) Abby McBride can too!
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez Bryan Dragon can but doesn'06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not t want anybody to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly know about it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.
===I can walk on my hands===[[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy WeintraubMeredith Sopher]] (but only if you ask nicely)thinks life is more fun upside down
===Hotwire a CarI can slackline===Elissa Brown (shakily)
===Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-=== Alex Ambros
==Oral Skills==Dave Kleinschmidt (if I'm lucky)
===I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]Evan Bick
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] Sean McKenzie (I can catch it, tooanywhere and everywhere)
===I can curl my tongue into a Wjuggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.)===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller]Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
[http://wsoElissa Brown(see above.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]We'll get it eventually)
[http://wsoBen Brooks (I can do everything listed in the title except "etc.williams" Whatever that is.edu/facebook/view?unix=09les Leah Shoer]..)
===Jason Ren (I can touch my tongue to my nose===[http://wsodo everything listed AND Etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]I know what it is)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman]Robin Stewart (He's the master)
===I can tie a piece [[Jacob Eisler]] '04 says his one of string his two major accomplishments in a knot in my mouth===high school was learning to juggle.
===I can remove one/all of my teeth=Communication==
===I Margaret Pigman can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips===read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.
==Manual Skills==[[Diana Davis]] can write holding a pencil with her toes.
===I [[Jonathan Landsman]] is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist===[http://wsodo so blindly.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (right hand only)
==Impressions==[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya[Joseph Gangestad]] can do an uncanny Gollum (both handsAndy Serkis)
[http://wsoDan Wollin can too.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrd Jonathan Dahlberg] - amzingly well
===I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand===And Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).
[http:Joe Shoer '06 can do Stitch <s>fairly okay<//wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jgc John Chatlos] cans> very well.
==Other body skills==Danny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary.
===I can dislocate myThe entire [[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability...===
===I can dislocate your...=== ==Computer LanguagesLuck== ===Perl=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competent) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly) ===Java=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgusting) ===Mathematica=== [[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel Klein]] (is too a real language) [[Joe Shoer '06]] (it's my thesis, and I can do more with it than the math nerds Lisetta Shah can) [[Laura Effingerfind 4-Dean '06]] (I make leaf clovers pretty pictures much just by looking down at the ground for my thesis!) ===Ruby=== [http://wsoa couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (the scripting language of choice) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (the only language I can grok)
===PHP===Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones
==Feats of StrengthMartial Arts/Small Arms==Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun.
===I can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies=== ==Object Tricks== ===I can ride a unicycle!===Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl) Elissa Brown (in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''thatAndrew Triska ''?) Abby McBride can too! ===I can swallow... (list object below)=== ==Foreign Languages== ==Other Ways of Writing English== ===Braille=== Auyon Mukharji knows braille. :.:.:.:: : :: : .. ::. I just said "Your mom's 10 learned to fire a fox"handgun at age 4==Foreign Object Tricks== ==High Velocity Carbon Training== ==Luck==[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lds Lisetta Shah]can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effortHe has yet to perfect it.