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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
==Automotive Skills==See also:
===Can't Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with language skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrc Jay Cox-Chapman[Students with automotive skills]]
===Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with body skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Students with computer skills]] (maniacally)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (erratically)
[http://wso==Animal Sounds, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)=
Joe Shoer '06 (that's what she said)===Caveman Talk===
[http://wso[Chris St.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie MontgomeryCyr]] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (She learned in a week==Dog Bark===Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.)
[http://wso.williams[Jono Dowse]] barks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha Peterson] (automatics are for women)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything.)==Cat Meow===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] (In her other life, Alexa Herlach and she actually is a race car driverdoes it often.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrc Jay Cox-Chapman[Julianne Shelby](See section 1.1)] is probably just actually a cat
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07hmh Helena Harnik] (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)==Burping===
[http://wsoSamantha Peterson can burp the alphabet.williamsBackwards.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (Only ever driven stick-shift, now I just wish I could drive on the right side of the road)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08amr_2 Anne Royston '08] (can shift from both driver's and passenger's seat; working on backseat)==Unbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
[http[Neal Holtschulte]]://wso.williamsenter Rangda.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mse Matthew Earle '07] (Double-clutch downshifts saves wear on synchros, but may have caused the expensive timing chain misalignment he just had fixed)
===Drive Really Fast In Reverse===Liz Bacon can do some scary stuff. She has breathing issues. -Cat Vielma '09
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dsf Danny Fischler] once pulled a k-turn, maxing at around 20mph, across the width of a freeway entrance. With [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06rmb Becky frickin' Burditt] in the back seat. Ca-raaaaaazy.Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
===Sweet JumpsI can ride a unicycle!===Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/viewElissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?unix=06dr David Rodriguez] likes to go as fast as he ) Abby McBride can when he sees speed bumps and likes to think he gets an inch or two of air in his 2-ton SUV every time.too!
===Change a Tire===Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
===I can walk on my hands===[[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06Meredith Sopher]] has changed thinks life is more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.fun upside down
===Jumpstart a CarI can slackline===Elissa Brown (shakily)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo. Alex Ambros
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] Dave Kleinschmidt (but only if you ask nicelyI'm lucky)
===Hotwire a Car===Evan Bick
===Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-===Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)
==Oral Skills=I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.)===Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
===I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles===[http://wsoElissa Brown(see above.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]We'll get it eventually)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] Ben Brooks (I can catch it, toodo everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)
===Jason Ren (I can curl my tongue into a W===[http://wsodo everything listed AND Etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller]I know what it is)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]Robin Stewart (He's the master)
[http://wso.williams[Jacob Eisler]] '04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.edu/facebook/view?unix=09les Leah Shoer]
==Communication=I can touch my tongue to my nose===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]
[http://wsoMargaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman]
===I [[Diana Davis]] can tie write holding a piece of string in a knot in my mouth===pencil with her toes.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez[Jonathan Landsman]] thinks this is child's play. The real challenge the fastest two-finger typist there is getting a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth, and can do so blindly.
==Impressions=I =[[Joseph Gangestad]] can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth===do an uncanny Gollum (Andy Serkis)
[http://wsoDan Wollin can too.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] And Ralph Morrison (gimme 40 secondsrare talent, it seems) .
===I Joe Shoer '06 can remove onedo Stitch <s>fairly okay</all of my teeth===s> very well.
===I can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips===Danny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary.
==Manual Skills==The entire [[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability.
===I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist=Luck==[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (right hand only) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (both hands) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrd Jonathan Dahlberg] Lisetta Shah can find 4- amzingly well ===I can pull my fingers back to touch leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the back of my hand=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jgc John Chatlos] can. ==Other body skills== ===I can dislocate my...=== ===I can dislocate your...=== ==Computer Languages== ===Perl=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competent) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly) ===Java=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgusting) ===Mathematica=== [[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel Klein]] (is too ground for a real language) [[Joe Shoer '06]] (it's my thesiscouple seconds, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can) [[Laura Effinger-Dean '06]] (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!) ===Ruby=== [http://wsosometimes without even that much effort.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (the scripting language of choice) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (the only language I can grok) ===PHP=== ==Feats of Strength== ===I can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies===
==Circus Arts & other amazing feats==Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones
===I can ride a unicycle!=Martial Arts/Small Arms==Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Elissa Brown (in the same entry as Alex - whatAndrew Triska 's the probability of ''that''?) Abby McBride can too! Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody 10 learned to know about it. ===I can slackline===Elissa Brown (shakily) Alex Ambros ===I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc)===Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs) Elissa Brown (see above. We'll get it eventually) ===I can swallow... (list object below)=== It's only fire a matter of time until [[Daniel Klein '06]] makes a joke about [[Your Mom]] here. ==Foreign Languages== ==Other Ways of Writing English== ===Braille=== Auyon Mukharji knows braille. :.:.:.:: : :: : .. ::handgun at age 4. He just said "Auyon's mom is a fox". Margaret Pigman ==Foreign Object Tricks== ==High Velocity Carbon Training== ==Luck==[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lds Lisetta Shah]can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much efforthas yet to perfect it.