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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
==Automotive Skills==See also:
===Can't Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with language skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrc Jay Cox-Chapman[Students with automotive skills]]
===Drive Stick Shift===[[Students with body skills]]
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Students with computer skills]] (maniacally)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (erratically)
[http://wso==Animal Sounds, etc.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)=
Joe Shoer '06 (that's what she said)===Caveman Talk===
[http://wso[Chris St.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie MontgomeryCyr]] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (She learned in a week==Dog Bark===Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.)
[http://wso.williams[Jono Dowse]] barks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha Peterson] (automatics are for women)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything.)==Cat Meow===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] (In her other life, Alexa Herlach and she actually is a race car driverdoes it often.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman[Julianne Shelby](See section 1.1)] is probably just actually a cat
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07hmh Helena Harnik] (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)==Burping===
[http://wsoSamantha Peterson can burp the alphabet.williamsBackwards.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (Only ever driven stick-shift, now I just wish I could drive on the right side of the road)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08amr_2 Anne Royston '08] (can shift from both driver's and passenger's seat; working on backseat)==Unbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
[http[Neal Holtschulte]]://wso.williamsenter Rangda.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mse Matthew Earle '07] (Double-clutch downshifts saves wear on synchros, but may have caused the expensive timing chain misalignment he just had fixed)
===Drive Really Fast In Reverse===Liz Bacon can do some scary stuff. She has breathing issues. -Cat Vielma '09
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dsf Danny Fischler] once pulled a k-turn, maxing at around 20mph, across the width of a freeway entrance. With [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06rmb Becky frickin' Burditt] in the back seat. Ca-raaaaaazy.Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
===Sweet JumpsI can ride a unicycle!===Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/viewElissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?unix=06dr David Rodriguez] likes to go as fast as he ) Abby McBride can when he sees speed bumps and likes to think he gets an inch or two of air in his 2-ton SUV every time.too!
===Change a Tire===Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
===I can walk on my hands===[[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06Meredith Sopher]] has changed thinks life is more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.fun upside down
===Jumpstart a CarI can slackline===Elissa Brown (shakily)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo. Alex Ambros
[[Jonathan Landsman]] Dave Kleinschmidt (whoif I's been zappedm lucky)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] (but only if you ask nicely)Evan Bick
=== Parallel Park ===Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)
[[Jonathan Landsman]]===I can juggle (balls, native New Yorkerclubs, has parked in spots so tight that getting in and out depended on using room provided by nudging cars parked in front and behindknives, flaming torches, counting on the flexibility of their shocksetc. His record in Williamstown was set when moving into his [[Morgan#East|Morgan East]] room for the [[Summer 2004|Summer of 2004]], when he parked at the top of [[Spring Street]], leaving enough room )===Alex Ambros (working on either end of the car to fit one finger, but not two.passing clubs)
===Hotwire a Car===Elissa Brown(see above. We'll get it eventually)
===Get a Williams Van License -If Ben Brooks (I Wanted To-===can do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)
==Oral Skills==Jason Ren (I can do everything listed AND Etc. I know what it is)
===I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]Robin Stewart (He's the master)
[http://wso.williams[Jacob Eisler]] '04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (I can catch it, too)
==Communication=I can curl my tongue into a W===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller]
[http://wsoMargaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]
[http://wso.williams[Diana Davis]] can write holding a pencil with her toes.edu/facebook/view?unix=09les Leah Shoer]
===I [[Jonathan Landsman]] is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can touch my tongue to my nose===[http://wsodo so blindly.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]
==Impressions==[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman[Joseph Gangestad]]can do an uncanny Gollum (Andy Serkis)
===I Dan Wollin can tie a piece of string in a knot in my mouth===too.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez] thinks this is child's play. The real challenge is getting a cherry stem into a knot in your mouthAnd Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).
===I Joe Shoer '06 can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth===do Stitch <s>fairly okay</s> very well.
[http://wsoDanny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]
The entire [http:/[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/wso.williamsor recognizability.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (gimme 40 seconds)
===I can remove one/all of my teeth=Luck== ===I Lisetta Shah can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips=== ==Manual Skills== ===I can snap my fingers find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by flipping my wrist===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (right hand only) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (both hands) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrd Jonathan Dahlberg] - amzingly well ===I can pull my fingers back to touch looking down at the back of my hand=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jgc John Chatlos] can. ==Other body skills== ===I can dislocate my...=== Bonnie O'Keefe can dislocate her right hip. ==Computer Languages== ===Perl=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competent) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly) ===Java=== [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgusting) ===Mathematica=== [[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel Klein]] (is too ground for a real language) [[Joe Shoer '06]] (it's my thesiscouple seconds, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can) [[Laura Effinger-Dean '06]] (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!) [http://wso.williamssometimes without even that much effort.edu/facebook/view?unix=06nsy Nick Yates '06] (Pretty spirals! Ooh!)
===Ruby===Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones
[http:==Martial Arts//wsoSmall Arms==Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (the scripting language of choice)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (the only language I can grok) ===PHP=== ==Feats of Strength== ===I can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies=== ==Circus Arts & other amazing feats== ===I can ride a unicycle!!===Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl) Elissa Brown (in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''thatAndrew Triska ''?) Abby McBride can too! Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody 10 learned to know about it. ===I can slackline===Elissa Brown (shakily) Alex Ambros Dave Kleinschmidt (if I'm lucky) ===I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc)===Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs) Elissa Brown (see above. We'll get it eventually) ===I can swallow... (list object below)=== It's only fire a matter of time until [[Daniel Klein '06]] makes a joke about [[Your Mom]] here. ==Foreign Languages== ==Other Ways of Writing English== ===Braille=== Auyon Mukharji knows braille. :.:.:.:: : :: : .. ::handgun at age 4. He just said "Auyon's mom is a fox". Margaret Pigman ==Foreign Object Tricks== ==High Velocity Carbon Training== ==Luck==[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lds Lisetta Shah]can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much efforthas yet to perfect it.
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