|Willipedia is now back online as of 5/5/2019|
|It has been several years since Willipedia closed. Please help get it updated!|
|Go to the Willipedia 2.0 Project to learn more.|
Difference between revisions of "Skills"
|Line 251:||Line 251:|
==Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
==Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
Revision as of 18:44, November 4, 2005
Don't be shy. Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
- 1 Automotive Skills
- 2 Oral Skills
- 3 Manual Skills
- 4 Other body skills
- 5 Computer Languages
- 6 Human Languages
- 7 Circus Arts & other amazing feats
- 8 Communication
- 9 Luck
Drive Stick Shift
Evan Miller (maniacally)
Daniel Rooney (erotically)
Brendan Dougherty (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
Joe Shoer '06 (that's what she said)
Katie Montgomery (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)
Jessica Chung (She learned in a week.)
Samantha Peterson (automatics are for women)
Janey Waney Lee (She doesn't even need to say anything.)
Leah Joy Weintraub (In her other life, she actually is a race car driver.) (So she has problems making right turns.)
Lucy Cox-Chapman(Better than her brother)
Jay Cox-Chapman(Worse than his sister)
Helena Harnik (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)
Ronit Bhattacharyya '07 (Only ever driven stick shift; now I just wish I could drive on the right side of the road)
Anne Royston '08 (can shift from both driver's and passenger's seat; working on backseat)
Matthew Earle '07 (Double-clutch downshifts saves wear on synchros, but may have caused the expensive timing chain misalignment he just had fixed)
Travis Vachon (Including sketchy old truck clutches)
Clara Hard (West Coast style)
Drive Really Fast In Reverse
David Rodriguez likes to go as fast as he can when he sees speed bumps and likes to think he gets an inch or two of air in his 2-ton SUV every time.
Change a Tire
David Rodriguez '06 has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.
Jumpstart a Car
David Rodriguez '06 has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.
Jonathan Landsman (who's been zapped)
Leah Joy Weintraub (but only if you ask nicely)
Jonathan Landsman, native New Yorker, has parked in spots so tight that getting in and out depended on using room provided by nudging cars parked in front and behind, counting on the flexibility of their shocks. His record in Williamstown was set when moving into his Morgan East room for the Summer of 2004, when he parked at the top of Spring Street, leaving enough room on either end of the car to fit one finger, but not two.
David Rodriguez is also a native New Yorker and often takes it upon himself to giggle at the non-city folk that have such a tough time parking in huge spots on Spring Street.
Get Parking Tickets
Chris St.Cyr (5 tickets and the infamous car boot to the front tire in first two months here as a freshman)
Evan Miller (6 in as many days)
I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles
Brendan Dougherty (Mr. Bubbles)
Evan Miller (I can catch it, too)
I can curl my tongue into a W
I can touch my tongue to my nose
I can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth
Evan Miller (gimme 40 seconds)
I can turn my tongue so it's vertical instead of horizontal
I can turn my tongue past vertical, until it's upside down
I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist
Evan Miller (right hand only)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (both hands)
Jonathan Dahlberg - amazingly well
I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand
John Chatlos can.
Other body skills
Katie Montgomery can move her ears independently of one another.
Margit Sande-Kerback '05 can wiggle her ears.
David Rodriguez can wiggle his ears, but he can only move his left ear independent of his right, not vice-versa.
I can dislocate my...
Bonnie O'Keefe can dislocate her right hip.
I Can Get a Cool/Rare/Weird Disease
Seth Brown '01 (scurvy)
Travis Vachon (kind of...)
Steve Winslow '04
Brent Yorgey '04
Brent Yorgey '04
Evan Miller (like butter) (it's not a language)
Brent Yorgey '04 (the most beautiful language ever -- don't give me this Ruby crap)
Evan Miller (like margarine)
Brent Yorgey '04 (not a language)
A ridiculously large number of other people.
Daniel Rooney (disgusting)
Evan Miller (shamefully well)
Brent Yorgey '04 (I frickin' TEACH this language)
Evan Miller (just a pinch)
Daniel Klein (is too a real language)
Joe Shoer '06 (it's my thesis, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can)
Laura Effinger-Dean '06 (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!)
Nick Yates '06 (Pretty spirals! Ooh!)
Diana Davis '07 (I'll isoperimeterize you!)
Kai Steverson (competent)
Evan Miller (wizardly)
Jing Cao (kind of)
Brent Yorgey '04 (JAPH)
Young Hahn (godly)
Katherine Huang (sort of)
Travis Vachon (the scripting language of choice)
Daniel Klein (it makes statistics fun!)
Evan Miller (the scripting language of choice)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (the most beautiful language ever)
Travis Vachon (well, at one point at least...)
Ronit Bhattacharyya (hey, at least I'm not claiming CSS + HTML to be languages)
Chinese (Mandarin or Cantonese)
Circus Arts & other amazing feats
I can ride a unicycle!
Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
Elissa Brown (in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of that?)
Abby McBride can too!
Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
I can slackline
Elissa Brown (shakily)
Dave Kleinschmidt (if I'm lucky)
I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc)
Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
Elissa Brown (see above. We'll get it eventually)
Ben Brooks (I can do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)
Jason Ren(I can do everything listed AND Etc. I know what it is)
Robin Stewart(He's the master)
Margaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter!
Diana Davis '07 I can write by holding a pencil in my toes.
Jonathan Landsman '05 is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can do so blindly.
Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort.