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[[Category:Dining]]
Known generally as "Knock-You-Nakeds." Probably the single best creation of Williams College [[Dining Services]]. A gooey, chocolate, caramel concoction with far more power and appeal than a "Knock-Your-Socks-Off Bar" but less liability than a "Death-By-Chocolate-and-Caramel Bar."
A note to the nervous or paranoidally modest: eating one of these will not actually knock you naked.
===Events relating to Knock-You-Nakeds===
* It has been rumored that there have been informal Knock-You-Naked eating contests. Contestants must have extreme endurance. In a non-contest setting, it is extremely rare to see a person try to eat more than one of these dense desserts.
* In the 2004-2005 academic year, [[Lisetta Shah ]] '06 et al managed to get smuggle a large number of Knock-You-Nakeds out of [[Greylock Dining Hall]] by lowering them out the window in a basket tupperware container, using a large number of napkins all tied together for a rope. *As of 2018, "Knock Knock Bars" have been introduced. They are a similar concoction, but instead of caramel filling, they are made with cream cheese/cake-y filling. It's arguably better. Steal them in high quantities when you can. ====A Word to the Wise====Knock-You-Nakeds are almost always served at big events (read: reunions, barbecues, presidential picnics, and the like). Take. Them. ===The Ultimate Knock-You-Naked=== Microwave a Knock-You-Naked for 20 seconds, or if it's cold, 30-40 seconds. Eat with fork. Caution: It's hot. It's also mighty tasty. For extra deliciousness, microwave the Knock-You-Naked as directed, and add a couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream on a stringtop.