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Students with language skills
You don't have to be good at it. Just say what you know.
- 1 'Merican
- 2 American Sign Language
- 3 Bahasa Indonesia
- 4 Bengali
- 5 CatalÃ¡n
- 6 Chinese
- 7 Danish
- 8 Dutch
- 9 English
- 10 Esperanto
- 11 French
- 12 German
- 13 Greek
- 14 Hebrew
- 15 Hindi
- 16 IPA
- 17 Italian
- 18 Japanese
- 19 Korean
- 20 Latin
- 21 Lojban
- 22 Love, the Language of
- 23 Malay
- 24 Middle Earth (assorted languages)
- 25 Middle English
- 26 Mongolian
- 27 Norwegian
- 28 Oppish
- 29 Pig Latin
- 30 Polish
- 31 Portuguese
- 32 Rumanian
- 33 Russian
- 34 Spanish
- 35 Tamil
- 36 Thai
- 37 Turkish
- 38 Urdu
- 39 Vietnamese
- 40 Yiddish
- 41 Yoruba
Sam Doyon '05 Dey terk ur jerbs!
American Sign Language
Emily Flynn '09 has a few really good books on sign language, knows the entire alphabet by heart, can sign and read very very slowly, can swear profusely, and is especially good at signing "cow college." Her deaf friend often makes fun of her.
Ronit Bhattacharyya '07 lived in Jakarta for seven years, still has an okay grasp of the language.
Thunny Khaft learnt from his Bangla friends back in the former Soviet Union
David Rodriguez learned a bit while abroad in Barcelona and completed a phonetic study of it as his final project for LING 111.
Jason Law '06 can get by, but not as well as with Mandarin (though Cantonese was his first language...).
Jing Cao 08's first language
Jessica Chung '07 (Wishes she had Cantonese soap operas to watch.)
Jennifer Sithas transformed her Cantonese into Chinglish.
Timothy Cheng, If there's one essential phrase in Cantonese, it's: "ng ho gai gan ngor!" (My Norweigian roomate can testify) Everything else you can survive without.
Jason Law '06 can get by.
Jing Cao 08's second language.
Jason Ren '08, but only after disgusting losses in Beirut.
Kim Fassler '06
Kristyn Bretz '06, but only when drunk
Estalyn Marquis has some awesome skills
Elizabeth Macek passable
Richard Zhang I'm counting on it to get me a job
Ted Haley '07
Jerry He back in the days ...
Jessie Yu '07
Zhichun Ying '08
Lingwei Gu '07
Richard Zhang '07 You wish you could speak this exclusive dialect
Jessie Yu '07
Rachel Ko '09
Amy Chin '08, but not really.
Jason Law '06 can understand it almost as well as Cantonese.
Teng Jian Khoo '09 can speak it tolerably, but will not be understood by pretty much everyone on campus.
Heather Casteel '06 (drunkenly)
Jason Leith '03 lived in the Netherlands for a few months, and can tell you what "neuken in de keuken" and "let op zakkenrollers!" means. He had little opportunity to actually speak the language, though, which was probably actually a good thing, as he values the integrity of his velum.
- Samantha Peterson '08 knows a funny joke that makes fun of the Canadian accent. Ask her aboot it sometime, eh?
- Jing Cao speak Proper Chinese Flavor English
Hong Kong Accent
- Timothy Cheng, You can't get much more Hong Kong than this.
- Nirmal Deshpande '07 occasionally speaks with a British-tinged Indian accent, specifically responding "You can make me drink, but you cannot make me get you a beer!" to demands that he wait hand and foot upon someone.
- Sean Milano '09 tries to immitate his neighbour upstairs, but fails miserably. He just isn't cool enough.
- RHAAAD! '08 Genuine, proper Indian accent!
- Aditi Chaturvedi '10 has an accent that beats any imitation. It's the real thing!
- Diana Davis '07 spent a month speaking English with a Japanese accent, so she can still do it very convincingly.
Pittsfield Accent (including, but not limited to, Berkshire County)
- Emily Flynn '09 and Kristen Milano '09 grew up in the P-unit as people (I swear to God) seriously call it. They had a mad deece time at THS and PHS, respectively, and were wicked excited to come to Williams. They could often be heard saying "Do it, you won't!", especially on the miniature golf course, at the b. mall, or at ken's bowl. Yee.
- Mike Nguyen '10 come tok to him lor.
- Evelyn Robinson '05 has an occassional native Southern accent so sudden and endearing you'd swear she is joking, but she aint.
- Will McClain '09 speaks with a Southern accent on and off during regular conversation (something out of his control), but can speak Mississippian at will.
- Wes Johnson '09 somehow doesn't have one.
- Walker Matthews '08 has a consistent, strong Georgia drawl, even though he himself can't hear it or most other American accents.
- Samantha Peterson '08 can't speak it that well, but she can make fun of it like no one else.
- Cat Vielma '09 hates it, and reminds people that Chicago is universes apart from the rest of the grand ol' Midwest
- Teng Jian Khoo '09 speaks this at home, but again would be unintelligible, owing to Manglish's status as virtually another language.
Joe McDonough '06 visited the International Esperanto Museum in Vienna, but by that time he had forgotten most of the Esperanto he had learned in a fit of boredom during Winter Study two years previously.
Brian Kim '09 thinks that, despite its structural flaws, Esperanto is basically the coolest concept ever. Interlingua, however, is prettier.
David Rodriguez used to be much better, but he now inserts random CatalÃ¡n words in French conversation.
Diana Davis '07 is still pretty good at French.
Katherine Huang '08 took a lit course with Professor Martin and scored well on the SAT II and AP exams, but that doesn't mean her accent isn't atrociously American...
Joe Hutchinson '06 was once accused of speaking French from the 18th century
Kathryn Lindsey '07 speaks decent French.
Lindsay Long-Waldor '08 has not spoken in a while, but she might still have some skills.
Nela Vukmirovic '08 fourth language in which she has basic skills.
Tosin Adeyanju '08 third language I can kinda speak.
Vlado Nedkov '06 spent last year in Paris. He can say a lot more than 'voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir', althought that phrase comes in handy quite often.
Ikem.T.Joseph after 5 yrs of study can pretty much read and write with good understanding. In terms of speaking, that's a work in progress.
Carl Vos '09 mom is french, and I know a lot, but havn't spoken it in a while. I can get by alright.
Jack Nelson '07 took it for 9 years before getting bored. Now speaks French like a Russian or Norwegian immigrant who speaks no French at all.
Brian Kim '09 owes much of his sanity to the fact that dead French men write better books than most people.
Samantha Peterson '08 agrees wholeheartedly with Brian Kim, but finds herself occasionally (and accidentally) speaking 18th and 19th century French because of it.
Ben Grant '09 took French for a while and has a pretty decent accent. Shows a flair for making fun of random French Canadians in bars because they sound so funny.
ich wuerde kimis film sehr gern anschauen. machen wir das, ge? und was lustiges fuer euch- wenn ihr jemanden um eine cigarette bitten wollt, sagt mal einfach-"chill mir eine cigarette." ohne scheiss. funktioniert hervorragend. die deutschen...
Joe Hutchinson '06 thinks in and sometimes thinks he's German
Kimi Gilbert '06 spent more than a year in Berlin. Hence, she is legitimately badass. Her German skills are unbelievable. And she starred in a Deutsch Scheiï¿½e Video. Go figure.
Vlado Nedkov '06 used to kick ass in German. Unfortunately, he's a sell out and has moved on to romance languages.
Daniel P. Rooney '06 Speaks mean Deutsch. Very creative. Need help writing a german essay about a funny picture? Daniel is your man!
- Swiss German
Jono Dowse '06 has a German-language textbook on Swiss German and really wants to be able to speak it authentically. At this point, he knows the numbers and some basic vocabulary and grammar. (TAs swoon when he counts to ten.)
Joe Gangestad '06 speaks a mad Munchen Deutsch, and will one day teach astrophysics to unassuming little German children.
Teng Jian Khoo '09 reads children's books in German.
Toby Hall is a German major, and is living in Deutschland during the summer of 2006
Carl Vos '09 is taking German and will be spending the summer of 2006 in Munich and Berlin.
Hazen (As in I can write in it and tell you how to pronounce the letters of their alphabet. I didn't write this.)
Brent Yorgey '04
Aditi Chaturvedi '10 knows more Greek than just the alphabet. Knows more grammar and vocabulary than she wants to, as does anyone in CLGR 101.
Math nerds know the Greek alphabet.
So do Classics majors. (And in order. What comes after phi, oh my math and physics friends?) (the "$" comes after "\phi", unless it's on its own line, in which case you'll put "$$")
Joanna Demakis knows some but she dropped out of Greek school after first grade.
Jono Dowse '06 thinks Modern Greek is cool and spent some time in online lessons for it his sophomore year. His study has since lapsed. He knows the order of the Greek alphabet well despite being a math major.
Jim Prevas knows all the bad words.
Robert Streicker '07
Zachary Ulman '06
Davida Kutscher '03
Elissa Brown '09
is not a language; it is an omnipotent alphabet.
David Rodriguez learned the IPA incredibly well as Jono Dowse's (who's Nate Sanders?) student in LING 111
Jason Leith rejects the notion that a velar trill is impossible. It is, however, so ugly a sound that not even languages like Dutch and Danish have adopted it. He uses IPA when indicating pronunciation in his music.
Lucy Cox-Chapman '06 spent a semester in Italy
Katie Josephson '07 is dying in Italian 103
Nela Vukmirovic '08 loooooves Italian 103! It comes like a breeze after all those DIV III classes...
Samantha Peterson '08 speaks Italian with a sexy French accent.
David Rodriguez '06 knows all of the great insults and generally vulgar phrases.
Davide Carozza: born in Roma baby!
Amanda Van Rhyn now knows how to say "my husband got drunk and hit me."
Diana Davis '07 frequently mutters small phrases in Japanese. People think she is mumbling, becuase they don't understand Japanese. In addition to randomly speaking in Japanese, she also randomly speaks English with an excellent Japanese accent.
Leah Weintraub '06 spent a semester in Japan. Ergo, she probably speaks Japanese.
Charlotte White rocks at Japanese, and is easily distracted by pretty things from Japan. She also says "WTF Japan" rather often. As should we all.
Ebonie Little '07 can karaoke most hit Japanese pop songs...albeit in an unflatteringly squeaky voice. She's also in Japan for a year leveling up on language skills.
Sam Doyon '05 took Japanese for 3 1/2 years at Williams, lived in Tokyo for two months before he forgot every word of Japanese.
Brian Kim '09 took this in high school but now retains little more than the ability to pretend he is speaking Japanese by inserting whatever he wants to say in English between "watashi wa" and "desu."
Dawn Robinson '08 is Korean. She can read and write Konglish, and say, "Hello, my name is Dawn" in Korean. :)
Angela Lee '06 can speak, read and write Korean surprisingly well, even though she emigrated at the age of 6. She also has a (dare I say) encyclopedic knowledge of Korean pop culture.
Ilya Feldsherov '06 can count to 8 in Korean, say "attention," "master," and "bow."
James Kim '08 obviously sucks at Korean, but do get by. Do not be fooled by his genuine Korean features.
Hannah Cho '09 seconds the posting above. dear james, don't be discouraged jae doesn't let miss cho speak korean either
Brian Kim '09 is a disgrace to Koreans everywhere. This is also reflected in his speaking ability. Oh, and he can't spell to save his life.
A rather cool internet program created by Lee Butterman of Brown University is a text to speech program that will read any latin poetry or verse aloud and give you a decent pronunciation of it. Find it Here
Brian Kim '09 is at once terrified of this language and somehow strangely attracted to it.
Love, the Language of
Another one on the list of Teng Jian Khoo's lonely languages, although Ronit may be able to get most of it.
Middle Earth (assorted languages)
Laurie Brink was the "official unofficial" translator and pronunciation expert for the NYC area premiere of the Lord of the Rings Symphony, and, as such, can say a variety of things in Quenya, Sindarin, Adûnaic, Rohirric, Khuzdul, and the Black Speech. It also helps that she has, in a certain sense, been speaking Quenya since the day she learned her own name.
Rumor has it that Shane Bobrycki '07 is fluent in Middle English. Also, he's a total nerd :)
If you use the word "hoorah" or "hurray," then you already know some Mongolian because hurray is a Mongol "exclamation of joy, victory, or excitement."
Achbold Battogtokh '10 A-Boo-Yeah!
Bolor Turmunkh '10
Jack Nelson '07 speaks relatively fluently, especially when inebriated on some good ol' Mack Øl, due to an exchange year there before Williams. Continues to delight in the fact that Norwegian includes the words fart, snart, fred and slut which means things entirely different.
Alden Robinson '06 whopat dopo yopou thopink opof thopat?
Sara Beach '06 propetty swopeet, Opalden.
Emily Flynn '09 is very jealous.
Peter Schmidt '08 Sopome gopirl topold mopee thopat yopou hopad topo poput opan "op" opaftoper opevopery coponsoponopant. Thopat opis wopack.
Seth Brown taught a course on Pig Latin during Winter Study 1997.
Sara Beach '06 isay uentflay.
Jonathan Landsman '05 can say "What's up, sweetheart?"
O Marcos Gouvea '05 fala portuguÃªs. E vocÃª?
Laurie Brink knows just enough to sing the entirety of "Dragostea din Tei" (a.k.a. the Numa Numa song).
Toby Hall Also knows just enough to sing "Dragostea din Tei"
Andana Streng Born in Romania but speaking a funky kind of Romanian called "ardeleneste" which I mix with English when I'm really tired. And no, I don't like "Dragostea din tei".
Emily Button '07 can say "I've seen more women than you've seen sparrows!"
Ilya Khodosh does an excellent drunk old Russian man impression.
Suzanne C. Walsh '05 can say, "Her breasts are as big as pineapples" and can translate for fiends who lose the ability to speak English and can only speak in Russian while drunk. She is also known to mutter things in Georgian. And we're not talking about, "y'all."
Anna Tsykalova '08 says that all good things come from Mother Russia.
Sara Beach '06 (a.k.a. Zlaya Antonovna)
Eugene Berson '08 puts the hammer together with sickel.
Ilya Feldsherov '06 can do a Ukrainian accent, but no one would know the difference.
Joe Hutchinson '06 pretends to have a Russian grandma back in the old country
Jack Nelson '07 lived in Siberia for a semester. He thinks. He has largely blocked it from his memory. Has somehow retained the ability to sneer in Russian, but not much else, which, as a major, may prove problematic.
Brian Kim '09 used to beg his Russian teacher for borscht in the middle of the night. It was delicious, by the way.
Nina Ivanova '09 рулез!
Monsie MuÃ±oz '09 speaks Mexican Spanish- is slowly adopting a chilanga accent
Alejandro RodrÃguez-Prieto '09 also speaks Mexican Spanish- but can speak an even more special subversion- the Chihuahuan accent
Luz M. GÃ³mez '08 speaks paisa Mexican Spanish, can speak "proper spanish" when needed and can do a messed up chilanga accent----oh, and a beatiful Xicana accent
Pablita Santos '07 speaks Mexican Spanish and has a beatiful Chicana accent when slightly intoxicated
David RodrÃguez speaks Dominican Spanish to his fellow Dominicans and a more comprehensible Latin American Spanish to others, but often swears like a Spaniard for no good reason.
Jonathan Landsman '05 (budding bachatero)
Alan Cordova '06 - like your high school Spanish teacher.
When traveling in non-Hispanophone countries, Alex Lavy's brother pretends he is from Spain, where he "fights the bools" and "stoodies the art".
Paulette RodrÃguez can speak Spanish without consonants (also known as Puerto Rican--similar to Dominican)
Sarah Steege can speak with or without the sexy Spanish lisp.
Cat Vielma can speak spanish with both an American accent and a Chilean accent in the same sentence.
Sara Morrissey can speak Mexican spanish and slang. She improves her accent and dirty word vocabulary after she's downed some tequila.
Julia Brown speaks Ecuadorian Spanish with an American accent.
Ilya Feldsherov '06 with a lisp that offends most Puerto Ricans, despite dropping his "s"s.
Ikem T. Joseph can get by with the few years of study he has but don't ask him to carry a convo, it's for your own good!
Daniel Gerlanc speaks Spanish with a peninsular accent. His accent cannot be traced to any particular country; however, most Spanish-speaking Europeans guess that he's from northern Europe.
Jerry He lo habla
Toby Hall spoke spanish in high school, but he's forgeting it as he learns german.
Julian Mesri speaks "castellano" a form of argentine spanish that uses sh for ll and y, and to many sounds more like italian than spanish... and we use vos- yeah that's right, vos.
Emily Flynn took 6 years, an A.P., & taught it in her hometown to overenthusiastic middleschoolers. Su palabra favorita esta sacapuntas.
"Pad Thai" is not pronounced with a hard 'a' like in 'paddy', but more closely resembles the 'a' in 'father' (but shorter).
Sarun Peter Tosirisuk has what some might call "non-volitional fluency" (he also just made that term up). Like a Thai person with Broca's aphasia, Peter can understand speech but cannot produce it, for the language is locked away in some deep part of his brain. Also, he doesn't know any words that wouldn't have been said in his house when he was growing up.
YaWen Lu She's been known to plot with the owners of Thai Garden. Her favorite dish from TG is wonton soup.
Dave Senft can count to four in turkish, and also knows six through eight, and ten.
Marisa Lau spent a semester (Spring 2005) in Turkey so she knows numbers and greetings and maybe a bit more
All these students are fluent in written and spoken Urdu, the national language of Pakistan. Urdu is a unique language adapted from Persian and written in Arabic text, though it sounds identical to Hindi, the national language of India, which is written in Sanskrit script. (It's Devanagari script not Sanskrit)
Uzaib Y. Saya
S. Kashif Akhtar
Mike Nguyen '10 native, but with a messy accent somewhat.