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[[Category:To-Dos]]
#Embrace the revolution.
##Against anchor housing?
##And "Good" and "Evil"
##And my personal favorite, "which" and "that."
###And stop insisting on pseudorules, such as [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000918.html the which/that canard], that can claim the authority neither of history nor of literary usage.
##And that "quote" is a verb, not a noun. That's "quotation"! On the contraty, "quote" is both a verb and a noun.
### And some should learn to spell, apparantly.
####And some should learn to spell "apparently". (Leah I love you!)
# Learn that which constitutes a valid argument.
##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
# Unpop collars.
##Not possible in Mission?
# Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq and one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guys who hate our freedom.
## Not possible in Mission. Hallways are too small and prevent regiments from assembling.
# Repop collars.
# Drink less hate-orade.
# Have more bitchfests on the blogs.
# Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.
# Realize that existentialism is a humanism.
# Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than [[Beirut]].
## Play Beer Pong obsessively.
### Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.
# Make puns.
# Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar.
## Possible in Mission.
# Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.
# Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.
# Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.
# Wear more pink polos...and Re-pop the collars, one more time. (But only as a joke to mock people that actually think it looks good).
## Realize that the Pringle's advertising slogan is true for everything.
## Why pop the collar when you can turn it inward, so it disappears inside the shirt? Everyone needs to start doing this; Dan Winston '09 created it today. It's the total, ironic anti-pop. But it can't get too popular or he'll have to start ironically regular-popping his collar in response to the fake hipsters and their inward-pop.
