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Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do

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[[Category:To-Dos]]
#Embrace the revolution.
##Against anchor housing?
##Not possible in Mission?
# Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq and one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guys who hate our freedom.
## Not possible in Mission. Hallways are too small and prevent regiments from assembling.
# Repop collars.
# Drink less hate-orade.
# Make puns.
# Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar.
## Possible in Mission.
# Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.
# Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.
# Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.
# Wear more pink polos...and Re-pop the collars, one more time. (But only as a joke to mock people that actually think it looks good).
# Become less PC# Realize that the Pringle's advertising slogan is true for everything.## Why pop the collar when you can turn it inward, so it disappears inside the shirt? Everyone needs to start doing this; Dan Winston '09 created it today. It's the total, ironic anti-pop. But it can't get too popular or he'll have to start ironically regular-popping his collar in response to the fake hipsters and their inward-pop.
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