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Tray carvings

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Added viewpoint from the trayless present
[[Category:Tradition]] ==Introduction==During 2008-2009, the College began phasing out trays in the dining halls in an effort to reduce waste of food and energy. Williams has been completely trayless since fall 2009 except in [[Whitman's Marketplace|Whitman's]]. Nevertheless, trays and their carvings were once an important part of campus life. Carvings fall into a bunch of categories: Wilbur trays, "Tray of" trays, tray puns, Cult of Tom trays, trays with pictures, and...other trays.
==Wilbur...==
* Wilbur worships false idols (Greylock)
* Wilbur sets up false idols (Greylock)
* Wilbur brakes for moose (Mission)
* Wilbur rides the night train (Driscoll)
* Wilbur is out of his element (Greylock)
* Goose Blows Goats (Wilbur Helps) (Greylock)
* Both Wilburs Suck (Mission)
* Wilbur is THAT guy (Greylock)
A few years ago, some students took it upon themselves to redeem Wilbur's image in the public eye by recording the following positive attributes.
* Wilbur Recycles (Mission)
* Wilbur Saves the Whales (Mission)
* Wilbur brakes for moose (Mission)
== Cult of Tom ==
* Penetraytion (Mission)
* Defenestraytion
* Titraytion (Driscoll)
* Libertray, Egalitray, Fraternitray (Mission; also says Wilbur Sucks LI)
* Take the A-Tray
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