A list of ten people on campus that you all should know. These are real Williams IntitutionsInstitutions. The way [[Baxter]] was before they knocked it down.
If you don't know at least one, you're probably on the deadly ten. Or dead.
1.) [[Evan Miller]]. The MOST facebooked person of anyone on campus. Seriously. Double the number of Facebook hits then anyone else on campus. And that's for shizzleLizzy Brickley.
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2.) [[Ben Rudick]]. If he hasn't taken your photo without your permission, then you haven't spotted him hiding in the bushes underneath your window. Or you may just be that unattractive.
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3.) [[Sean Carollo]]. The kid with the cape. And the hat. And the walking staff. And the magic powers.Remembrance of Undeadly Individuals Past:
[[Kim Dacres]]. CC president, Rugby captain, Gargoyle Society, Stand With Us leader ... the list goes on.
4.) [[Morgan GoodwinRahul Shah]]. Probably drafting On the blogs, he's like lawyers in hell: everywhere. Suffering from a severe case of logorrhea, you know him, even if it's just by that warped ostrich head. He's also incapable of a college council response ) using the preferred spelling/punctuation of his friends' names.b) knowing whom to trust.c) knowing whom not to this post as we typecross, especially when they're Deadly.He does, however, know the difference between 'who' and 'whom', unlike a certain unnamed friend.
[[Ben Rudick]]. Has probably taken amazing photos of you (although possibly without your permission). Or you may just be that unattractive. To check, go to [http://benrudick.smugmug.com/ benrudick.com]
5.) [[MaritaLiz Hirschhorn]]. Head Her real name should be BooBoo/Manatee! [To those of the [[QSU]]you who wish to sign a petition requiring her to make that first name change legal, contact Cat Vielma. You may see her playing volleyball, jv bball, or rucking for 80 minutes in 15 positions, but most importantly she's an ASL (american sign language) allstar. Awwwwwkward. I met her. DonThen I didn't make her kick your ass in die. I saw Liz Hirschhorn wearing army pants and flipflops, so I bought army pants and flipflops. (Proven true on the evening of May 18th, 2006 at Schow Atrium). Once killed a leather bustier homeless person just to get an erection. FOREVER IN BLUE JEANSSS and fish nets. by blue jeansss I mean grey sweats, with lots of holes
[[Elissa Brown]]
6.) [[Toni KraevaJay Cox-Chapman]]. She was on the committee that chaired this list. Go '09's.
[[Morgan Goodwin]]. Probably drafting a college council response to this post as we type (while skiing... naked).
7.) [[Liz HirschhornMarita]]. Her real name should be BooBoo. Head of the [To those of you who wish to sign a petition requiring her to make that change legal, contact [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09cjv Cat VielmaQSU]]. You may see Don't make her playing volleyball, jv bball, or rucking for 80 minutes kick your ass in 15 positions, but most importantly she's an ASL (american sign language) allstar. Awwwwwkward. I met her. Then I didn't diea leather bustier and fish nets.
8.) [[Jonathan Landsman]]. He's not even on campus anymore, and you probably know him.
9[[Alan Cordova]].) ???He's been everywhere, he does everything. Including brewing people really good coffee.
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