=== Introduction ===[[Category:Student Housing 2.0]][[Category:Building]][[Image:West_College_in_1790.png|thumb|right|West College as it appeared in 1790]]West College is the Mother of all College Buildings. It is the first, and the finest. Technically a row house, due to its location along the "row" with former frat houses, West College is the perennial home of a great number of thesis seniors, especially science seniors, due to its central location in the [[Science Quad]].
In the 2003 [[Housing Draw]], however, the powers that be turned some rooms in West into doubles, which, coupled with the 2002 rule that you cannot singly pick into a double until that last ~10 picks College was built in the rising sophomore class1790, altered just before the composition founding of West slightly. The West doubles could not be picked by seniors (seniors ''rarely'' pick into doubles)Williams, were not picked and was destroyed by juniors, and ended up going to the lowest pick sophomores -- who were able to pick fire in alone got them as singlesDecember of 1950. This fact became one of Reconstruction within the [[grievances]] against housing draw that yearold walls was soon begun, but and it was readied for occupancy by the doubles remainedfall of 1952.
There was once According to [[Sheafe Satterthwaite]], West College is actually built on town land. A discerning eye will notice that along [[Route 2]], all the buildings are set back from the road on both sides, so that a sighting "town green" extends down the length of those red party cups the road, in front of the row houses and [[Morgan Hall]] on the first floor south side, and in front of the [[Faculty House]], the President's house, the church, etc. on the north side -- ''except'' that WestCollege is built on the town green, but we can only speculate as right up against the road. The sidewalk, which is parallel to whether there was actually was a party or not.the road everywhere else, has to detour around West College.Look for it next time you're walking along Route 2.
Relationships between residents of West College and In the 2003 [[MissionHousing Draw]] Park are considered long, however, the powers that be turned some rooms in West into doubles, which, coupled with the 2002 rule that you cannot singly pick into a double until that last ~10 picks in the rising sophomore class, altered the composition of West slightly. The West doubles could not be picked by seniors (seniors ''rarely'' pick into doubles), were not picked by juniors, and ended up going to the lowest pick sophomores -distance relationships- who were able to pick in alone got them as singles. This fact became one of the grievances against housing draw that year, but the doubles remained.
=== History ===West college, as everyone knows is the oldest building on campusThose last two statements are completely untrue. What most people don't know that it was actually built by [[Ephram Williams]] himself and small band All of settlers the rising sophomores in the year 15292003 who picked into West picked in as doubles. While most Whoever wrote the above comment might have been thinking of the white men Agard, which in 2003 went ''after'' West in the world at the time still though North America was really Indiahousing draw, he bravely sailed the atlantic and wandered through ''some'' (not all) of the northeaster forests until he found an ideal valley for his planned utopian societyrising sophomores in that house were allowed to live in double rooms by themselves.
The building was built by hand[[Image:West_College_with_plaque. The construction consists mostly of bricks made by a more industriuos tribe in an extensive system of quarries and kilns scattered throughout the area. with labor contracted out to various native tribes, with care taken that no one tribe did too much work and therefore gleaned the secret inner workings of what would become Ephram's Castle. Designed jpg|thumb|right|West College as a settlment, capitol and fortress to allow the settlers and their descendends, heavily inter-bred with the local native populations to retreat to in times of emergency, as well as weather out the winters which would later pose such a problem for the founders of [[Amherstit stands today]].
Of the utopian society founded by Ephram, little is really known apart from wild tales too strange for this impersonal media. However, it can be safely said that the society There was self-sufficient, mostly harmonious and endured in the vision of Ephram for many generations. Things turned for the worse in 1605 when an immigrant, Jebadiah Smith, from the recent settlements along the coasts. He entered the commune of Williams as a refugee, but within a few years had risen to once a fairly powerfull position in the informal council. From there he used all the influence he could muster to have his rivals embarassed or ostracized. He then began to implement his polygamous, totalitarian regime, renaming the valley to the Kingdom of Williamstown and instated himself as King for life. The other settlers and indian citizens all initially were supportive, being sick of commune style leadership as well as attracted by the proposition of having lots of wives. (One sighting of those red party cups on the first acts floor of King Jeb was to revoke the right of women to express their views in public). This system lasted for roughly 85 yearsWest, with King Jeb being succeeded by His 15th son Walkswithlimp, (the but we can only one worthy of taking over, in the eyes of King Jeb). However, the reign of the Smith line came abruptly speculate as to an end in 1690 when a friendly allaince led by the Iroquois nation responded to abuses of human rights and invaded the Kingdom, killing all members of the royal family, and giving all other settlers the choice of becoming Iroquois or returning to the coastal settlemtents. The building of West College remained standing, largely untouched by the settlers prospering and moving into the valley from the newly founded [[North Adams]]. At this time the building whether there was named Fort Massachusetts and used to station a detachment of the militia. This detachment's second commander actually was a descendent of the original [[Ephram Williams]], also named Ephram Williamsparty or not. Enroute with his regiment of Massachusetts militia to join the battle with the French and Indians at Lake George, the Colonel Eprham had tarried long enough in Albany to write his last will and testament on July 22, 1755. In it he bequeathed his residuary estate, the Fort Massachusetts, for the founding and support of a free school in West Township, under the condition that the name of his ancestor Williams be reinstated.
On September 8, 1755, Colonel Williams was killed at the Battle Relationships between residents of Lake George. On October 26, 1791, after many delays, fifteen scholars were admitted to the free school in Williamstown. Even with an existing building, the West College, as is typical, took a and [[Mission Park]] are considered long time to get things going-distance relationships.
The rest, as they say, is Also see the [[Alternative history. of West College went from dorm, chapel, classrooms ]]; and offices, to fewer dorms, to no chapel, to no offices, etcthe [http://www.williams.edu/library/archives/williamshistory/westcollege. to arrive at the current but by no means final state php Archives History of affairs (see above)West College], which has a timeline.
