William Oliver Sweetwater Parker Bobseine

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Will likes good beer - the kind you have to fight a redneck mutant to get your hands on. He also likes long runs and heaping plates of pasta, salad and pasta salad after said runs. Will speaks Chinese to himself when he's lonely. According to some, Will is a known xenophobe and currently works at an ice cream factory.