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[[Category:Williamspeak]]'''Your Mom''' is a conceit with currency among some circles at Williams. It is probably a derivative of the "Yo Momma"/"Your Mom" joke jokes that were popular in grade school. It is invariably used with irony. "Your mom" can be used as an unthinking answer to a question or a quick and easy riposte. E.g.,
"I'm going to the baseball game, wanna come?"
 
"Your mom wants to come."
Your mom reached her peak popularity in 2002-2003, when more than a handful of seniors gave Math colloquia with "Your Mom" in the title. The complete list is:
*“Blowing "Blowing Up Cubes: Making Your Mom Proud” Proud" (Satyan Devadoss, professor) *“An Examination of Outcome Sensitivity to Deception in a Case-Control Study of Second-Hand Smoking or What to Do If Your Mom Lies about Smoking” (Michael Baoicchi ’03)
*“The 15 Puzzle: How "An Examination of Outcome Sensitivity to Stump Deception in a Case-Control Study of Second-Hand Smoking or What to Do If Your Mom” Mom Lies about Smoking" (Tracy Borawski ’03Michael Baoicchi '03)
*“Backwards Induction Is Not Robust or Why You Can’t Always Trust "The 15 Puzzle: How to Stump Your Mom in a Truel” (Adam Cole Tracy Borawski '03)
*“Analyzing Dichotomous Dependent Variables Using Logistic Regression, "Backwards Induction Is Not Robust or How to Predict Absolutely Anything about Why You Can't Always Trust Your Mom” Mom in a Truel" (Jennifer Doleac ’03Adam Cole '03)
*“Throwing Darts with "Analyzing Dichotomous Dependent Variables Using Logistic Regression, or How to Predict Absolutely Anything about Your Mom, or, Is the Continuum Hypothesis False?” (Williams Edgar Jennifer Doleac '03)
*“AES: The Best Way to Hide your Internet Movie Collection from "Throwing Darts with Your Mom” Mom, or, Is the Continuum Hypothesis False?" (Robert Gonzalez ’03Williams Edgar '03)
*“The Game of “Guess It” or How "AES: The Best Way to Bluff Hide your Internet Movie Collection from Your Mom Out of 30 Grand” (Thomas Hodgson ’03Robert Gonzalez '03)
*“HOMFLY and "The Game of 'Guess It' or How to Bluff Your Mom: Polynomials and Braids” Out of 30 Grand" (Brian Katz Thomas Hodgson '03)
*“The Banach-Tarski Paradox, or How to Turn "HOMFLY and Your Mom into a Turkey” : Polynomials and Braids" (Daniel Klasik ’03Brian Katz '03)
*“On Voting Coalitions and Power Indices. Should "The Banach-Tarski Paradox, or How to Turn Your Mom Be into a Politician?” Turkey" (Edvard Major ’03Daniel Klasik "03)
*“The Continuous Wavelet Transform: Wavelets "On Voting Coalitions and Power Indices. Should Your Mom, or, rather, Their Mom” Be a Politician?" (Mark Rothlisberger ’03Edvard Major '03)
*“Can You Prove the Existence of "The Continuous Wavelet Transform: Wavelets and Your Mom without Offering a Construction? Algebraic Curves, Invariantsor, rather, and Hilbert’s Finite Basis” Their Mom" (Eric Schoenfeld ’03Mark Rothlisberger '™03)
*"Can You Prove the Existence of Your Mom without Offering a Construction? Algebraic Curves, Invariants, and Hilbert's Finite Basis" (Eric Schoenfeld '03)
Sources: [http://www.williams.edu/resources/sciencecenter/center/RS03html/RepSci2003fnl-MATHEMAT.htmlSource of abstracts]
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