# Only streak sober. Streaking is not a shameful act and therefore should not need the influence of substances to convince you into doing it.
# Don't streak little kids. Parents would get angry.
# Don't streak anything with an
inordanitely high risk of getting caught.
# Don't streak anything unworthy of getting streaked. Such events include sparsely populated events, unpopular events, things that have been streaked before and things that are unimaginative, eg. run-of-the-mill sporting events.
Shortly after Schow, 29 of the original 33 started in the bottom of Sawyer and navigated the labirynth that is our doomed library to streak all four floors and work up a sweat for the effort. We wish a warm goodbye to our outgoing seniors.
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