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Ben Isecke

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Ben Isecke ('02) (1979- ) majored in Computer Science and Music, and took part in [[Williams Students Online]], the [[Clarinet Choir]], [[KAOS: Killing as Organized Sport]], [[Williams Trivia]], and the [[Chamber Choir]]. He taught a few [[Free University]] courses, involved himself in a few [[Cap and Bells]] productions, co-directed the [[Elizabethans]] for two years, and was the student director for the [[Concert Choir]] his senior year. He currently resides in New Jersey, and is seeking a masters degree in conducting from the Mannes College of Music in NYC.

One day soon, he shall take over the world, and declare that all proper nouns shall be replaced by the conventional noun that describes the object. So, all dogs will be named Dog, all cats Cat, and all boats Boat. This will allow us to eliminate useless articles from language. ("I am looking at Boat" instead of "I am looking at the boat.")

Fear for the future.
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