Andrew Goldston

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Andrew Goldston '09 used to be Andrew Goldston '08, but a freshman year injury led to a semester off, ensuring that for more than a year he would live in fear of the day his 08 login would be taken away, replaced by an 09 login. Then one day it happened, and he got over it.
Goldston plays [[College Bowl]] and [[Williams Trivia]], and represents Dodd residents on [[College Council]]. He also knows all five identified members of the [[Deadly Ten]] '08s, and is friends with three of them. However, he added one of those three to the list. Goldston supports Liverpool FC.
The above is the "official" story. According to [[Jeff Stenzel]] '10 and [[Chris Liguori]] '10, the following is more accurate:
*Andrew Goldston was born in 1973 and currently has 8 children, 2 grandchildren, and 3 more grandchildren on the way. He graduated in 1995, but has been creepily hanging around campus ever since, because that's just the kind of guy he is. Irrefutable proof of his old age is his love of gin.  *He also goes by the name Charlie. *He loves Manchester United more than anything else in the world.
*He also goes by the name Charlieloves extension cords. He hates mexicans. And he is half-mexican. And he hates irony.