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Here's a place to let people know what, exactly, you can hack. (Or use.)
(Edited to remove graduated students. Revert if you feel that is wrong.)
Also for those who feel that they are inadequate because they cannot program in TeX/Mathematica, there will be workshops on these topics during Winter Study. All Math majors will receive an email about this soon. Anyone else can sign up by emailing Rahul Shah (09ras) or look in the daily messages/other appropriate communication media.
==Computer The Devil's Languages==
===Assembly Language===
[[Sean Barker '09]] had flashbacks during Compilers.
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang'13] gdb is your friend!
===Bash===
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji] :(){:|:&};:
===Befunge===
[[Arjun Narayan '10]] Hello world only
[[Andrew Triska '10]] writes the world's most complicated and boring text-based games.
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang'13] heap allocators, garbage collectors, and painful debugging!
 
===C++===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji] How do I deal with memory leaks? By writing code that doesn't have any.
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang] How do I deal with memory leaks? I use smart pointers.
===Haskell===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He] tentatively agrees
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/abs1 Antal Spector-Zabusky] <code>:: [Either FreeTime Deadline] -> [Program]</code>
===Hypertalk===
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
[[Sean Barker '09]] likes type safety. ===JavaScript=== [[Sean Barker '09]] wishes IE would die a horrible deathknows too many of the libraries by heart.
===LabVIEW===
===LaTeX===
 
Any Div. III major with the slightest notion of aesthetics.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He] Used to be in the league but have since defected to using Lyx: the Wysiwyg Latex editor.
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
 
===Lisp===
 
(append (cons '[[Brent Yorgey]] (cons '04
(cons '[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] '07)))
[[Arjun Narayan]])
===Matlab===
===Perl===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08jwc_2 Jing Cao] (kind of) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=jmh1_2 Julian Hessjmh1 $ perl -e "length q local and print chr oct ord q open do and print chr ord qw q uc q and print chr ord qw q lc q and print chr ord q tie lt and print chr ord q map m and print chr ord qw q ne q and print chr ord q q q and print chr ord uc q chr lc and print chr ord q ref or and print chr ord q msgctl m and print chr ord qw q s q"]
===PHP===
[[Sean Barker '09]] also knows what the three letters used to stand for.
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/jmh1 Julian Hess] agrees that PHP provides for pretty hellish programming.
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji] better than Perl at least...
===PL/SQL===
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/jmh1 Julian Hess] '; DROP DATABASE
===Python===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He] is quite capable at R, more so than STATA
 
[[David Phillips '11]]
===Ruby===
===XML/XSLT/XPath/XQuery===
==God's Languages==
 
===Lisp===
 
(append (cons '[[Brent Yorgey]] (cons '04
(cons '[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] '07)))
[[Arjun Narayan]])
== Hardware ==
===Microsoft Paint===
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/ts4 Tarjinder Singh] The hardest program he knows how to use... :)
===PowerPoint===
===AppleWorks===
 
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