Students with computer skills

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Here's a place to let people know what, exactly, you can hack. (Or use.)
(Edited to remove graduated students. Revert if you feel that is wrong.)
Also for those who feel that they are inadequate because they cannot program in TeX/Mathematica, there will be workshops on these topics during Winter Study. All Math majors will receive an email about this soon. Anyone else can sign up by emailing Rahul Shah (09ras) or look in the daily messages/other appropriate communication media.
==Computer The Devil's Languages==
===Assembly Language===
[[Sean Barker '09]] had flashbacks during Compilers.
[ Qiao Zhang'13] gdb is your friend!
[ Chuan Ji] :(){:|:&};:
[[Arjun Narayan '10]] Hello world only
[[Andrew Triska '10]] writes the world's most complicated and boring text-based games.
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
[ Qiao Zhang'13] heap allocators, garbage collectors, and painful debugging!
[ Chuan Ji] How do I deal with memory leaks? By writing code that doesn't have any.
[ Qiao Zhang] How do I deal with memory leaks? I use smart pointers.
[ Jerry He] tentatively agrees
[ Antal Spector-Zabusky] <code>:: [Either FreeTime Deadline] -> [Program]</code>
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
[[Sean Barker '09]] likes type safety. ===JavaScript=== [[Sean Barker '09]] wishes IE would die a horrible deathknows too many of the libraries by heart.
Any Div. III major with the slightest notion of aesthetics.
[ Jerry He] Used to be in the league but have since defected to using Lyx: the Wysiwyg Latex editor.
[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
(append (cons '[[Brent Yorgey]] (cons '04
(cons '[ Jessica Chung] '07)))
[[Arjun Narayan]])
[ Jing Cao] (kind of) [ Julian Hessjmh1 $ perl -e "length q local and print chr oct ord q open do and print chr ord qw q uc q and print chr ord qw q lc q and print chr ord q tie lt and print chr ord q map m and print chr ord qw q ne q and print chr ord q q q and print chr ord uc q chr lc and print chr ord q ref or and print chr ord q msgctl m and print chr ord qw q s q"]
[[Sean Barker '09]] also knows what the three letters used to stand for.
[ Julian Hess] agrees that PHP provides for pretty hellish programming.
[ Chuan Ji] better than Perl at least...
[ Julian Hess] '; DROP DATABASE
[ Jerry He] is quite capable at R, more so than STATA
[[David Phillips '11]]
==God's Languages==
(append (cons '[[Brent Yorgey]] (cons '04
(cons '[ Jessica Chung] '07)))
[[Arjun Narayan]])
== Hardware ==
===Microsoft Paint===
[ Tarjinder Singh] The hardest program he knows how to use... :)
[[Category:Students]] [[Category:Computers]]
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