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[[Constantine]], the proprietor, is a minor [[Route 2]] celebrity. This pushy flirt almost invariably concludes his phone exchanges with "OK, I take care of you" in a Greek immigrant accent. Anyway, the pizza is pretty good and solidly mediocre to downright terrible but not too pricey, although not many people swear by the crustthough it's better than Domino's. The calzones aren't bad, either. Colonial's delivers to Williams, and closes at 1am on weekdays and 2am on the weekend. Why do they still answer the phone when they're closed? They bring your hopes up, then crush them. Possibly the best late night drunk food in town. Beware the famous Colonial Hangover.

Lickety Split is great for ice creamback, at the bottom of course, but also serves a nice quiche and salad lunch (among other things) during the academic year. The BLTs are to die for, and the simple grilled cheese is cheaper and just as good as pappa charlies.  Lickety Split also has the worst service EVER. Expect to be rushed and to be treated rudely. Speak in extremely simple and explicit language when ordering,or the ice-cream girl will roll her eyes at you when she gets your order wrong.  69 Spring Street Williamstown, MA 413.458.1818St

NOT a good idea at all if you're catering for a group. They'll basically rip you off - we got trays with ridiculously small amounts of chicken and paneer swimming in tons of gravy, and none of the regular sides like raita or chole, even though we paid according to regular menu prices. They are also often (reasonably) annoyed with large groups of students, which makes a lot of sense because we can be pretty uncouth.

Sometimes called The Barn, this is one of the best places to get an overpriced bite on campus. If your rich friend's mom is staying at the Williams Inn, be sure to butter her up so that you get invited to dinner that night. Bring a large bag to take some of the sourdough home.  Note that if you pursue a Winter Study internship with WorldCare, you will receive a catered lunch from the Williams Inn.  The Sunday brunch is not to be missed. Beg, borrow, or steal your way to one of those meals. For the more, but not absolutely, ethically endowed, keep an eye on speakers coming to campus sponsored by departments and special-interest clubs. Many clubs take a speaker who stays overnight out to the brunch the next day, and students are invited to come on [[Uncle Eph]]'s tab. Frequently, there are even more seats than demand! Bring your significant other on a free date!