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Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do

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# Learn the difference between "you're" and "your".
# Learn what constitutes a valid argument.
##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
# Unpop collars.
# Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq.
# Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.
# Realize that existentialism is a humanism.
# Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than Beirut.
## Play Beer Pong obsessively.
### Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.
# Reconfigure campus for Beer Pong, while we set up anchor housing.
# Drink alcoholic beverages sometime.
##Sometime?
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