Brian Hirshman

The bad-ass-est mo-fo in the class of '06, Brian Hirshman has:

1. Taken seven classes at a time
2. Attempted to drink a gallon of milk in one hour, twice
3. Eaten a handful of red pepper
4. Signed up to write a thesis and two mini-theses
5. Stuck it to the man
6. Spent Halloween night alone in Hopkins forest
7. Threatened to declare his own Mountain Day, if Morty failed to do so
8. Won a cheesecake in a pumpkin hunt
9. "Explored" about half of the "vertical surfaces" on campus
10. Worn exclusively shorts for an entire winter season in Williamstown
11. Unabashedly opposed anchor housing
12. Run for College Council President, along with the dearly departed Amarnath Santhanam, and let the latter throw a pie in his face upon their defeat
13. Turned everything in Dan Burns '06's room backwards.
14. Petitioned the state of Kentucky to transfer Prof. Morgan, an honorary Colonel in the state militia, to the navy, so he would become Captain Morgan.

He has also been a prominent member of the College Bowl team, Williams Trivia, and Chess Club.