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Ted (center), in his salad days.
Born c. 1920, Theodore S. Roosevelt Wiles is both the question and its answer, thesis and antithesis. He is a paradox of time and energy. Explanations of his existence were the impetus for the development of both relativity and later quantum field theory in 20th century physics. After conquering the power of zero point energy, Theodore traveled back in time and made love to a woman. Three months later that woman gave birth to a 14 lbs son, Theodore S. Roosevelt Wiles. The year was 1920.