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Big whoop. My dad is Catullus. He's like one of the most important poets of all time, up there with Homer, Shakespeare, and maybe Jim Morrison. How would your dad like it if his chronicles were memorialized as "cacata carta" in a poem that would delight students of Latin for thousands and thousands of years? My dad did that to Volusius, and he'll do it to your dad, too, if you don't watch out. The real question is, how will your dad feel when he finds out that "cacata carta" means "defecated paper"? I would guess that he will feel terrible.
My dad is Peter Funt. That's right, son of Allen Funt, creator of the ''Candid Camera'' television show. My dad controls the ''Candid Camera'' empire, and he makes money off of making a fool out of regular people, like your dad, on national television. How would your dad feel if he were convinced by my dad that he was randomly selected for an involuntary funny bone transplant, then told to smile because he was on ''Candid Camera'', and everybody who watches the PAX network saw it and laughed really hard at your dad? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
''Let the games begin...''
Well, my dad's really fat, and doesn't do a damn thing with his lazy ass. O wait, that's NOT something to boast about. Well, you got me this time.
