Making out

Anecdotes and eyewitness accounts appreciated, though some identities should be left out (see Willipedia's relevant policy on "naming names").

Anecdotes

Two students were spotted at a booth in the North-East corner of Driscoll. They were seen lying on top of each other, playing tonsil hockey, and at one point placing their tongues in each other's ears. (Witnesses include: Tyler Auer, Laura Ellison, Kevin Coombs, and Eric Muller) (February 2006)

A group of Willy F-ers spotted a pair canoodling in one of the small tables inside Dodd. Not only were they visibly feeling each other up at one point, they were also in the main hallway, making it visible for everyone to see from every vantage point. At one point, the group was shocked to see the female's hand explore some very risque area down south... (Witnesses include: Stephanie Dockery, Wes Johnson, Cat Vielma, and Sam Wallace) (February 2006)

An ab workout just not good enough? Try finishing each sit-up with a little smooch in the weight room, where a couple has been seen to do the same on multiple occasions by Kevin Coombs and Eric Muller.

Ephporium? One couple was spotted smooching near the cereals. Said smooching was accompanied by a remarkable amount of buttock-caressing. (April 2006)

A couple was spotted making hanky-panky in Jesup basement (see WSO discussion). (December 2006)

A couple was witnessed at the bottom of the stairs to Greylock Dining Hall holding each other, kissing, and whispering sweet nothings in one-another's ears. Witnesses considered the mouth-to-mouth surprising given the inedibility of the food this night. (March 2010)

Two students caught in a make out session upstairs in Paresky by the Student Activities Suite -- at 2:30PM. A late dessert? (March 2010)

Locations

Check out these recommended spot for some fine making out opportunities. See applicable common courtesy considerations.

• Upstairs in CES, in the old student lounge to your right down the hallway off the top of the main staircase. Pluses: contains couch, door locks. Minuses: interior door is of the office of Drew Jones, Hopkins Forest manager. Best to be somehow sure he won't be coming by while you're in there. I hear he's busy during maple sugaring season . . .

Etiquette

See also: "Common courtesy".

• If you choose to make out in a common room, you are taking your chances. Don't lock the door.
• If you must sexile your roommate, give him at least a day's warning to get his stuff and find somewhere else to sleep. No one likes coming home to a locked door that you know someone is behind but nobody's answering.