"Soda" is actually called ''pop'' [http://www.popvssoda.com by some people]. Others try to please most demographics by refering to it as "soda pop," while still others, for some inexplicable reason, call all varieties of soda "coke." The title of this section is able to sidestep this issue, as Coca-Cola Co. has a deal with the college to provide free beverages in the dining halls in return for the exlusive right to put vending machines on campus, thus all soft drinks here may be justifiably gathered under the term "Coke."
=== Schow Entrance '62 CTD Basement === Located in the depths of the lower level in the mini-kitchen. The card reader does not work and if you ask for your dollar bill back it gives you quarters instead.
Probably the most-used on campus. Nifty dispenser. Runs out of Diet Coke frequently. Known to eat cards. The only machine with Dr.Pepper, also known to contain diet coke with lime just after being re-stocked.===Art Studio===
HasAlbeit unreliable when it comes to using change (the coin slot has been broken for quite some while), the soda machine takes cards and dollar bills. Located on the 2nd floor of Spencer, in the past, been very convenient for [[Williams Trivia]] players seeking caffeine at 5 AMnook next to the couches.
=== Bronfman Basement ===
A good alternative if the Schow machine is empty. Has been known to emit two bottles of diet coke for the price of one on more than one occassion, perhaps due to the fact that the bottle sometimes gets stuck while being dispensed and some don't think to reach up and pull it out. It can be frustrating, however, that there are three slots for regular coke despite the fact that diet coke is frequently sold out.
=== Dodd Kitchen Brooks === It's a coke product machine underneath the staircase as you go down to the basement. Be forewarned, however, that it steals coins--don't even bother with them.
Frequently problems with card reader. Some occasional problems with cash as well... coins are your best bet.=== Bryant ===
=== Jesup 2nd floor ===Takes neither cards nor coins, so keep your dollars crisp.
Another good alternative, though it has sometimes not worked. May eat your cash.=== Dodd Kitchen ===
Update: The coke machine currently does not workFrequently problems with card reader. Some occasional problems with cash as well... coins are your best bet.
=== Goodrich, 2nd floor Fitch Basement ===
A dark horse, reliable diet coke source which lurks next to Near the pool table; a good alternative if the copy Prospect machine on the second flooris empty or not working. However, quite frequently steals money.
=== Sawyer entrance ===Also very convenient for Odd Quad residents trying to finish problem sets at 3 AM.
Infrequently empty.===Garfield===
Except during finalsSituated in the basement, when there's no diet coke by the end of reading periodsoda machine only takes change.
=== Stetson near Office Services Goodrich, 2nd floor ===
Somewhat creepy as it's motion-activated; when you approach itA dark horse, it suddenly springs reliable diet coke source which lurks next to life. Has bottles, but the copy machine on March 5th, there was a sign saying it takes dollars without dispensing bottles. Hopefully they'll fix this soonthe second floor.
=== Prospect BasementGreylock Dining Hall ===
If you're in What was the mood for [[Jagged Ice]]point of putting vending machines behind doors that would be locked at night, be warned. To get this when students would need them most awesome of the [[Powerade]] varieties, you may have to push the button for the less awesome orange-colored Powerade variety.?
Very convenient for Odd Quad residents seeking caffeine at 3 AM.=== Hopkins Basement ===
Has been known to give water instead of PoweradeLocated near the men's bathroom, perhaps the most theiving machine on campus. However, undeniably useful if one has a morning class in Hopkins or is drooping off during [[College Bowl]] practice.
=== Fitch Basement Jesup 2nd floor ===
Near the pool table; a Another good alternative if the Prospect machine is empty or , though it has sometimes not workingworked. However, quite frequently steals moneyMay eat your cash.
Also very convenient for Odd Quad residents trying to finish problem sets at 3 AMUpdate: The coke machine currently does not work.
=== Mission ===
Machines on both sides.
The snack machine in the lounge/pool room gives an error message and steals $.75 about every other time a card is inserted.
Located in the basement. Was the cause of much frustration for certain upperclassmen living there this past summer; never accepted either cash or cards, necessitating the meticulous collection of loose coins before making a trip downstairs.
=== Greylock Dining Hall Prospect Basement===
What was If you're in the point mood for [[Jagged Ice]], be warned. To get this most awesome of putting vending machines behind doors that would be locked at nightthe [[Powerade]] varieties, when students would need them most?you may have to push the button for the less awesome orange-colored Powerade variety.
=== Thompson ===Very convenient for Odd Quad residents seeking caffeine at 3 AM.
It's between the Big House and the annex. It dispenses Coke products, and it has the motion sensor thing. If you duck, stealthily, you can avoid activating the motion sensor every time you come in the door. This saves energyHas been known to give water instead of Powerade.
=== Brooks Sawyer entrance ===
It's a coke product machine underneath the staircase as you go down to the basement. Be forewarned, however, that it steals coins--don't even bother with themInfrequently empty.
=== Hopkins Basement ===Except during finals, when there's no diet coke by the end of reading period.
Located near the men's bathroom, perhaps the most theiving machine on campus. However, undeniably useful if one has a morning class in Hopkins or is drooping off during [[College Bowl]] practice.=== Schow Entrance ===
=== Bryant ===Probably the most-used on campus. Nifty dispenser. Runs out of Diet Coke frequently. Known to eat cards. The only machine with Dr.Pepper, also known to contain diet coke with lime just after being re-stocked.
Takes neither cards nor coinsHas, so keep your dollars crispin the past, been very convenient for [[Williams Trivia]] players seeking caffeine at 5 AM.
===Williams EStetson near Office Services ===
BasementSomewhat creepy as it's motion-activated; when you approach it, by the laundry machinesit suddenly springs to life. Has bottles, but on March 5th, there was a sign saying it takes dollars without dispensing bottles. Hopefully they'll fix this soon.
===Art StudioThompson ===
Albeit unreliable when It's between the Big House and the annex. It dispenses Coke products, and it comes to using change (the coin slot has been broken for quite some while), the soda machine takes cards and dollar billsmotion sensor thing. Located on If you duck, stealthily, you can avoid activating the 2nd floor of Spencer, motion sensor every time you come in the nook next to the couchesdoor. This saves energy.
===GarfieldWilliams E===
Situated in the basementBasement, by the soda machine only takes changelaundry machines.
== Juice machines ==
