| Super 1 | Midnight | Mysteries | Answers |
| Super 2 | 4:00 AM | Vampires | Answers |
| Hour 1 | Midnight | Advertising | Answers |
| Hour 2 | 1:00 AM | Voices | Answers |
| Hour 3 | 2:00 AM | Sporcle | Answers |
| Hour 4 | 3:00 AM | Music: pdf and mp3 | Answers |
| Hour 5 | 4:00 AM | Powerups | Answers |
| Hour 6 | 5:00 AM | Horny Horny Horny | Answers |
| Hour 7 | 6:00 AM | Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert | Answers |
| Hour 8 | 7:00 AM | Cooking | Answers |
| Action 1 | Midnight | Come down to Prospect and act out a real or invented strip of the comic Axe Cop! |
| Action 2 | 2:00 AM | Perform a rap battle between your two favorite philosophers. |
| Action 3 | 4:00 AM | Sadly, The Two Gentlemen of Lebowski has been taken from the Internet. Perform another Coen Brothers movie in Shakespearean verse. Failing that, enact a Shakespearean play in lolcats. |
| Action 4 | 6:00 AM | Perform the three funniest batting stances of actual baseball players, as accurately as possible. |
| Ultra Clue 1 | Midnight | Clues |
| Ultra Clue 2 | 1:00 AM | Clues |
| Ultra Clue 3 | 2:00 AM | Clues |
| Ultra Clue 4 | 3:00 AM | Clues |
| Ultra Clue 5 | 4:00 AM | Clues |
| Ultra Clue 6 | 5:00 AM | Clues |
| Ultra Clue 7 | 6:00 AM | Clues |
| Ultra Clue 8 | 7:00 AM | Clues |
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